In the pub the other night having a beer with the mates and one of the ladies.
Charlie, being the gent he is said to the lady,
'You having another one"
No she replied it is just the way my coat hangs.
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In the pub the other night having a beer with the mates and one of the ladies.
Charlie, being the gent he is said to the lady,
'You having another one"
No she replied it is just the way my coat hangs.
True story, my dear old mum inlaw, long gone now. She says to her neighbour,not seen you in ages, oh looks as if congratulations are in order, poor girl just looked at her I'm just fat.
Mum inlaw could come out with some crackers, in Tescos one day says to a young lad stacking shelves, eh son what shelf are the Flatulence beans on? young lad blushes and says do you mean flageolet beans:):)
Well she says what ever they all give you wind lol. Must admit I do miss my inlaws.
Liverpool wit, Guy jumps on a bus and asks the driver, does this bus stop at the Pier Head? Driver I fecken hope so.
Same guy gets on a bus and asks the driver is this going to speke? Driver well I have been on it all day and it has not said a word yet!!! if you know you know lol.