Seductive wife

[John Arton]

In a seductive voice, the wife asked her husband if he would like to see a crumpled £20,yes please he says, the wife slowly unbuttons her top and from her lacey bra pulls out a crumpled £20 note, this excites the husband.
Would you like y see a crumpled £50 note?
Oh yes the excited husband says.
The wife slowly lifts her skirt and takes out a crumpled £50 note out of her knickers.
To her now very excited husband she says
Would you like to see a crumpled £50;000
Oh yes says the husband, wondering just what the wife will do,
Wait for it



Its in the garage!!!!
Rgds
J.A

[Gerald Farr]

A young just married couple go away on their honeymoon. They get to their hotel and go to their room. The husband immediately whips off his trousers and surprisingly hands them to his new wife saying put these on and see how well they fit you. She puts them on and says this is silly they are much too big to fit me. He then says well just remember who wears the trousers in this marriage. She then takes her panties off and says to him you try these on and see how they fit. He takes them from her, puts feet into them and wriggles them up to just above his knees and that is as far as they will go. He said that's ridiculous I can't get into your knickers and she replied if you don't change your attitude pretty damn quick that's the way it will stay.