Mu annual performance review says I lack passion and intensity
They obviously have not seen me aet a Big Mac.

I get plenty of exercise,
Jumping to conclusions, pushing mu luck and dodging deadlines.

If it was not the last minute nothing would get done.

Team work ius good, it helps put the blame on some one else.

You just ruined my day by reminding me it is only Tuesday.

I just handed in my resume with a list of things I hope they will never ask me to do.

A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where the train stops.
My desk is work station.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember the fire department uses water.

It does not matter if you win or lose.
It matter if I win or lose.

Hard work never killed any one, but why take the chance?

A positive attitude may not solve your problem, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth while.

I pretend to work as long as they pretend to pay me.

There are two kinds of people who do not say much. Those who are quiet and those who talk to much.

The trouble with being punctual is that there is no one there to appreciate it.