A guy walks into a bar and orders twelve beers and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The barman asks , “ Dang, what are you drinking so fast for?”.
The guy says “ you’d be drinking fast too if you had what I had “.
The bartender asks “ what do you have ?”.
The guy says “ 75 cents”.

A duck walks into a bar and says “ do you have any duck food ?”.
The bartender says “no”.
The duck comes back the next day and says “ do you have any duck food ?”
The bartender says “no”.
The duck comes back the next day and says “ do you have any duck food ?”.
The bartender says “ I already told you “ No 3 times if you come back again and ask me
I’m going to nail your feet to the floor!”.
The duck comes back the next day and says “ do you have any nails?”.
The barman says”no”.
“ Do you have any duck food”?.
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