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    1 This is a picture of an octopus. It has 8 testicles . ( Kelly age 6)
    2. oysters balls are called Pearls. ( Jerry 6)
    3. If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you dont have ocean
    All round you , you are incontinent (age 7)
    4. Sharks are ugly and mean and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson, she’s not my friend anymore ( Kylie 6)
    5. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of his head ( Billie 8)
    6. My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs ( Millie 6)
    7 when ships had sails , they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean, sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. ( William 7)
    8. Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids they are beautiful and I like their shiny tails
    but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really. ( Helen 6 )
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    Hi John.
    A novel way of catching crabsDes
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    9. I’m not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying , my dad keeps yelling at my mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant,so I cant think what to write.(6)
    10 Some fish are dangerous, jellyfish can sting, electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. ( Christopher 7)
    11. When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold ,and it makes my Willy small (Kev 6)
    12 Divers have to be safe when they go under water. Divers dont go down alone, so they have to go down on each other ( Becky 8)
    13. My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mum…
    14. On vacation my mum went water skiing , she fell off when going too fast, she says she won’t do it again because the water fired right up her big fat ass. ( Julia 7)
    15. The ocean is made up of water and fish . Why the fish don’t drown, I dont know ( Bobby 6)

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    The innocence of children, but they can fix your computer when it goes down on you, even a five year old.
    Problem is there is never one there when you need them.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Des Taff Jenkins View Post
    Hi John.
    A novel way of catching crabsDes
    Once knew a guy who spent many happy hours trying to catch the ones in his pubes and saving them in a matchbox

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    John.
    Please please tell me where you can buy a computer that can go down on you.
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    Des, are you telling me you are getting a bit kinky in your vintage years.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

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