Congratulations...A baby Boy

[Marian Gray]

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he got a call on his mobile. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, “That’s about average our way, folks… as I said. My boy’s name is Seamus, a typical Co. Clare baby boy.

Two weeks later, the man returns to the bar.

The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed in at 25 pounds, aren’t you? Everybody’s been making bets about how big the baby would be in two weeks….. so how much does he weigh now?!”
The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”
The bartender, now confused and concerned, asks, “What happened? He was 25 pounds when he was born.”
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says:
“Had Seamus circumcised.”

[j.sabourn]

He must have got his way then , the same bloke took the baby back to the hospital for a check up and before handing him over takes a hip flask out and sticks it in the baby’s mouth then cuffs the baby around the ears , the nurse is aghast she then stutters what do you want doing with the baby, circumcise him , the nurse is aghast , why ? She asks , he”ll be just like me then says the father , a bellyful of beer , a bad head , and a sore nudger. JS
There are different versions of this to meet whatever company you are in . Cheers JS

[Johnny Kieran]

great laugh thanks for the humour people.