Huge fire at shoe factory.>>
A report confirms 1,000 soles lost.>>
Man dies after falling into a giant coffee vat.>>
His grieving widow said:>>
"He didn't suffer. It was INSTANT.>>
Archaeologists uncover cache of pencils belonging to William Shakespeare.>>
A spokesperson for the dig said:>>
"They are so badly chewed at the ends, we can't tell if they are 2B or not 2B>>
Wilkinson Sword lorry has near-miss with Gillette truck on the M8 this morning ...>>
A police spokesman told us: "Both drivers claimed it was the closest shave they have ever had".>>
Angry man hits out at thief who stole his spectacles.>>
He said "I will find you, I have contacts".>>
James Bond postpones his hair colouring treatment.>>
He told Daily Dafty reporters:>>
I am going to dye another day.>>
Man with stammer jailed.>>
Judge rules he is unlikely to complete his sentence.