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    We received about 20 inches of snow this week. So……….
    8:00 am: I made a snowman.



    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.



    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.



    8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.



    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.



    8:22 - The transgender man / woman / person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.



    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to be used to decorate snow figures.



    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.



    8:30 - I used food colouring to make one of the snow couple a different colour and be more racially inclusive.



    8:37 - Then I was accused of using a black face on the snowperson.



    8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.



    8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.



    8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.



    8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.



    8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.



    9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.



    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.



    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.



    9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.



    10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...





    Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.








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    That's a cracker John

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    Brilliant John.
    Well said mate.
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    Brilliant John, but if you had bee down in Cooma this last couple of days you would have frozen outside, and unable to put balls on anyone male or female. Lol
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    I am still Laughing and Crying at the same time, dont know what to do! LOL
    Terrific!!
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