Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Nine words women use

  1. #1
    Marian Gray's Avatar
    Marian Gray Guest

    Default Nine words women use

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

    Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

    A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

    (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.

    That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

    (Warning - If she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.

    DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').



    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying 'you're stuffed'.... [had to clean that one up a wee bit]



    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,

    but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
    Last edited by Marian Gray; 3rd April 2023 at 11:00 AM.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    isle of wight
    Posts
    6,701
    Thanks (Given)
    2291
    Thanks (Received)
    5237
    Likes (Given)
    15143
    Likes (Received)
    24215

    Default Re: Nine words women use

    Thees one more Marion, spoken very quietly as she walks away *risshole*, or i think thats what she says.
    R689823

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Sunbury Victoria Australia
    Posts
    24,991
    Thanks (Given)
    8300
    Thanks (Received)
    10124
    Likes (Given)
    106523
    Likes (Received)
    45652

    Default Re: Nine words women use

    I was once told that the statement often used by wives to describe the husband, 'Silly old fart' is actually a term of endearment!!!!!!!

    I prefer to do it this way is like her saying, stupid do it my way or not at all.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
    World Traveller

  4. Likes Graham Payne, Doc Vernon liked this post
  5. #4
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Sunbury Victoria Australia
    Posts
    24,991
    Thanks (Given)
    8300
    Thanks (Received)
    10124
    Likes (Given)
    106523
    Likes (Received)
    45652

    Default Re: Nine words women use

    The latest trend here in Oz is solonogamy.
    That is when a person marries themselves.
    But what happens if you are told no I will not marry you?????
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
    World Traveller

  6. Likes Graham Payne, Doc Vernon liked this post

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •