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    In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University , on a hike through the bush , he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg in the air,
    The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
    He got down on one knee and inspected the elephants foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded . As carefully and gently as he could , Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot . The elephant turned to face the man , and with a curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense seconds.Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
    Twenty years later, Peter was walking through Chicago Zoo with his teenage son .
    As they approached the elephant enclosure one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing . The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot up off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly , all the time staring at the man.Remembering the encounter in 1986 , Peter couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant . Peter summoned up the courage slipped past the “ WARNING -DO NOT ENTER “ sign, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure . He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
    The elephant trumpeted again , wrapped his trunk around one of Peters legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing , killing him instantly.
    So this probably wasn’t the same elephant.
    JS.
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    With my old man I got no respect....I asked him, "How can I get my
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    My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the
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    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
    World Traveller

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