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    Shotgun wedding - a matter of wife or death.

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    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

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    A majority of Archeologists are women, due to their natural ability to dig up the past. JS
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    They also have the ability to bury stuff to bring up at a later date
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    A debate with my better half, (debate?)row usually ends with the words , from herself, that's the end of it now!!! 5 minutes later I will usually hear from the kitchen!! oh and another thing!!!!

    I learnt long ago , you will never win an arguement with a woman.

    Best just to say, I am away out with the dog for a walk, usually enough to quieten her down for a spell. Best get quick before she screams we haven't got a dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Curry View Post
    A debate with my better half, (debate?)row usually ends with the words , from herself, that's the end of it now!!! 5 minutes later I will usually hear from the kitchen!! oh and another thing!!!!

    I learnt long ago , you will never win an arguement with a woman.

    Best just to say, I am away out with the dog for a walk, usually enough to quieten her down for a spell. Best get quick before she screams we haven't got a dog.
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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    Is he a friend of Ivan's, I cheated I had to Google Ivan Pavlov, I did think you had made a typo as in Pavlova pavlova-983289.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Curry View Post
    Is he a friend of Ivan's, I cheated I had to Google Ivan Pavlov, I did think you had made a typo as in Pavlova pavlova-983289.jpg
    I never had friends that fruity

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    Some Humour to add to this Pun Thread! Yea! all Corny i guess! LOL


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    Heard this one on the news yesterday

    Cemeteries are only to be used for burials.

    It was in relation to snow and cold weather forecast!!!!

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