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    Hi Cappy.
    Forgot mate, I have a health, eyesight and a driving test in July, don't know which way to look.
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    Maybe a suit and tie would be good, then you would look a bit important.
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    She was only the road menders daughter, but she still liked her asphalt.

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    She was only a welders daughter but she had acetylene itts

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    i was talkinh to the local parish priest he said i dont see you in church? no you will not i through a bucket of tepol over the last one and got done for a bleach of the priest? jp

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    A man comes home to see his wife who now has a 44 bust.
    Where did that come from he asks.
    Well I found this old mirror in the market a d it has special powers.
    All I said was mirror on the door give my bust some more.
    Can you get your own dinner, I need to go and et a new bra.

    The man thinks for a minute, then looks at the mirror.
    Mirror on the wall make my twinkle touch the floor
    His legs fell off.
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    Years ago the man in the street had a horse and only the rich men had a car.
    Now the man in the street has a car and only the rich man has a horse
    How the stables have turned
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    I watched a program last night about pre war shipbuilding, it was riveting.

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    Two silkworms having a race;
    Ended in a tie.

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    Practice safe eating.
    Always use condiments.

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