Hi Cappy.
Forgot mate, I have a health, eyesight and a driving test in July, don't know which way to look.
Des
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Hi Cappy.
Forgot mate, I have a health, eyesight and a driving test in July, don't know which way to look.
Des
Maybe a suit and tie would be good, then you would look a bit important.
She was only the road menders daughter, but she still liked her asphalt.
She was only a welders daughter but she had acetylene itts
i was talkinh to the local parish priest he said i dont see you in church? no you will not i through a bucket of tepol over the last one and got done for a bleach of the priest?:p jp
A man comes home to see his wife who now has a 44 bust.
Where did that come from he asks.
Well I found this old mirror in the market a d it has special powers.
All I said was mirror on the door give my bust some more.
Can you get your own dinner, I need to go and et a new bra.
The man thinks for a minute, then looks at the mirror.
Mirror on the wall make my twinkle touch the floor
His legs fell off.
Years ago the man in the street had a horse and only the rich men had a car.
Now the man in the street has a car and only the rich man has a horse
How the stables have turned
I watched a program last night about pre war shipbuilding, it was riveting.
Two silkworms having a race;
Ended in a tie.
Practice safe eating.
Always use condiments.