Pun ot the day

[Marian Gray]

A few oldies doing the rounds again.

Man who wants a pretty nurse must be patient

A passionate kiss, like a spider web, leads to the undoing of the fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up a woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off a cliff jumps to a conclusion.

A man who runs in front of a car gets tired, but the man who runs
behind the car gets exhausted ...

A man who eats many prunes gets a good run for the money.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

A man who fights with his wife all day gets no piece at night.

A man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

The man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.

A wise man does not keep a sledgehammer and slow computer in the same
room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.


And finally, Confucius did not say. ..

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood."

[Tony Taylor]

In democracy your vote counts; In feudalism your count votes.

[Marian Gray]

I bought some 'Jamie Oliver Sausages' yesterday. On the packet it said “Prick with a fork”. I thought, can't argue with that!
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When cooking Alphabet Soup, don't leave it unattended, it could spell disaster.
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I had a row with my wife last night, she threw a bottle of fabric conditioner at me and it only just missed my head. It must have been Lenor because it was a bit too close for Comfort.
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I love that new Korean vegetarian snack pot. Not Poodle.
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My mate makes crockery disappear. I said are you a wizard? He said no I'm a saucerer.
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I have a message for whoever stole my trainers whilst I was on the bouncy castle.
Just grow up!
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Just bought an ABBA toilet....what a loo!
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I've swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof!

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