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    #29. Better than being Swanned I suppose . JS
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    Worse still you could be XXXXed.
    Well in Queensland!!!
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    Once you have seen one shopping centre, you have seen a mall.

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    I tried to find a pun about carpenters, but couldn't find one that woodwork.

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    The early bird catches the worm, Why? the early bird could be a vegan?

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    I see an early bird every morning when she gets the bus and she is drop dead gorgeous.
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    He was engaged to a girlfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Taylor View Post
    He was engaged to a girlfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
    Was her name Mary and did she live in the NE, if so we know who it was.

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    How odd John S said it was better than being swanned, a prelude to him being swiped.
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    Better than living in Queensland and being XXXXed.
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