Pun ot the day

#29. Better than being Swanned I suppose . JS

Worse still you could be XXXXed.
Well in Queensland!!!

Once you have seen one shopping centre, you have seen a mall.

I tried to find a pun about carpenters, but couldn't find one that woodwork.

The early bird catches the worm, Why? the early bird could be a vegan?

I see an early bird every morning when she gets the bus and she is drop dead gorgeous.

He was engaged to a girlfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

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Originally Posted by Tony Taylor

He was engaged to a girlfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

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Was her name Mary and did she live in the NE, if so we know who it was.

How odd John S said it was better than being swanned, a prelude to him being swiped.
Des

Better than living in Queensland and being XXXXed.