An Engineer In Hell

[j.sabourn]

Benny , the engineer dies and ends up at the Gates of Hell. Pretty soon he becomes bored , unhappy and mostly dissatisfied with the poor level of comfort in hell, and starts designing , building and making huge improvements.
after a while , they"ve got air conditioning , flush toilets and escalators . Benny the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, " So hows it going down there in hell ?"
Satan replies , " Hey , things are going great. we"ve got air conditioning , flush toilets, and escalators, theres no telling what this engineer Benny is going to come up next with."
God replies . " What?, you"ve got Benny the engineer? Thats a mistake, he should have been sent here, send him up immediately ".
Satan says " No way I like having an engineer on the staff. and Im keeping him".
God says " Send him up here or I"ll sue".
Satan laughs hysterically and answers, " Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer ?"

JS

[Johnny Kieran]