Christmas offers

[James Curry]

Tesco, Lidl and Aldi are giving away a free turkey to any customer that can run faster than their security.

[Doc Vernon]

I,ll give it a go on my Crutches and Hunchback James! LOL

🤣 😜

[Keith Tindell]

And while the security are chasing the turkey, ill be in and nick a joint of British beef, much nicer.

[James Curry]

Could grab a leg of Lamb maybe get me moving a bit quicker.
Lidl trolley dash, the wife is convinced she will win it, what mobile number did you give, yours because I don't know my number.
So here is me not exactly the fastest beast on the planet and she gives my number. Be lucky if I make it to booze Isle.

My wife says she is doing her bit to save the planet, she always has her phone switched off so shee can save her battery.