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    KIDDIES,
    50,000 Kiwis met in Eden Park recently for a - "Kiwis Are Not Stupid" convention.

    Jacinta Ardern says, "We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer, please?
    Carlos Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
    Jacinta asks him "What uz fufteen plus fufteen? After 15 or 20 seconds Carlos says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. All 50,000 Kiwis start chanting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!
    Jacinta Ardern says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50,000 of you un one place end we have the world wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance.
    So she asks, "What uz siven plus siven? After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!
    Jacinta is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. Carlos starts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!
    Jacinta, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two? Carlos closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!

    Throughout the stadium there is pandemonium.
    All 50,000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!


    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
    World Traveller

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    Great accent there H D John

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