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12th August 2022, 11:23 AM
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donkey jackets
Two ngeordies go for a job on a building site ......
the boss ses to the ist one come in i want no tossers only folk with a brain
give me a sentence with the word donkey jacket in it
geordie thinks
then ses .....
i have donkey jacket ...ireally think its great i wear it every morning and i know i wont be late
jeez thats pretty smart start monday
now send your mate in
geordie tells his mate what happened so be ready
in goes
the boss ses now give me a sentence with the the word fascinate in it geordie thinks
then ses
i have a donkey jacket i really think its great its got 9 shiny buttons but i only fasten 8
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17th August 2022, 12:26 PM
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Re: donkey jackets
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 [small] a 320 [medium] or a 330 [large]. The word condom won’t even be used.
The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "350".
The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes "! she said “He’s got one hanging there!"
The boss said "Go back in and give him $3-50, he's the Window Cleaner."
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
World Traveller
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