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31st July 2022, 03:40 AM
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Crow bars
Little known fact; Before the crowbar was invented.
Crows simply drank at home.
I'm not saying it"s rough where I live but Aldi are selling Fathers day cards in packs of five.
Paddy says to Mick , " I'm getting circumcised tomorrow".
Mick says , " I had that done when I was a few days old " . Paddy asks " does it hurt ?".
Mick says " well I couldnt walk for a year".
Woman ; Does Viagra really work ?
Pharmacist; Yes
Woman; Can you get it over the counter?
Pharmacist; Yes, if I take two.
A bear walks into a bar and says I'd like a whisky.............and coke
Barman Why the long pause?
Bear, I dont know I was just born with them.
Old man sitting with his old wife , when I die Im going to leave everything to you
Wife You already do you lazy basket.
JS
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31st July 2022, 06:59 AM
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Re: Crow bars
George goes into the barbers to get a shave complaining he can’t get one close enough as there is always some bristles left. The barber sits him down and goes to his box and takes out a small wooden ball. Put this in your mouth behind the cheek he says and fill the cheek out. He then proceeds to give him a shave .After George gets up and says that’s the best shave I’ve ever had , but he says what would I have done if I had swallowed the ball ? Don’t worry about that says the barber just do what everyone else does just bring it back in a few days time. JS
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