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    Default Crow bars

    Little known fact; Before the crowbar was invented.
    Crows simply drank at home.

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    George goes into the barbers to get a shave complaining he can’t get one close enough as there is always some bristles left. The barber sits him down and goes to his box and takes out a small wooden ball. Put this in your mouth behind the cheek he says and fill the cheek out. He then proceeds to give him a shave .After George gets up and says that’s the best shave I’ve ever had , but he says what would I have done if I had swallowed the ball ? Don’t worry about that says the barber just do what everyone else does just bring it back in a few days time. JS
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