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    A blind man went into a restaurant and sat down ......he said to the owner just bring me a dirty fork and i will sniff it and order .....the owner thought strange but i will honour his needs he went into the kitche said to his wife give me a dirty fork mabel .......mabel gave him the dirty fork and the blind man sniffed it and said yes that is the roast lamb with garlic ....carrots peas and gravy i will settle for that he paid up said thanks and left .....the owner and his wife were mystified .......a week later the blind man came in again and said give me a dirty knife and fork andi will tell you my preference today ......the owner thought i will spoof him and said to his wife rub the fork round your nether regions mabel and we will see what he ses ....the owner took the dirty knife and fork to the blind man who ....sniffed then said ...well blow me down i never new mabel worked here here...cappy R683532

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    hi cappy #1
    good afternoon, i dont suppose it was finny haddock was it
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    Quote Originally Posted by thomas michael View Post
    hi cappy #1
    good afternoon, i dont suppose it was finny haddock was it
    tom
    well thom i never worked on a trawler .....but JS had a fish quay in north shields ...i guess there is only two things smell like fish ....and one of them is fish .......cappy

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    hi cappy #3
    good afternoon, no cappy its a smell that once smelt you would never loose track of it, and even your blind man had no trouble with it,
    has js still got it.
    tom

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    Quote Originally Posted by thomas michael View Post
    hi cappy #3
    good afternoon, no cappy its a smell that once smelt you would never loose track of it, and even your blind man had no trouble with it,
    has js still got it.
    tom
    well mary thought there was something fishy there .....lol cappy

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    Good one there cappy! Made me laugh a lot!
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