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    HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2050.....



    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Little China, formerly known as Australia.



    Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie.



    Minorities still trying to have English recognised as Australia's third language.



    Children from 2 parent heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'.



    Tolerance urged.



    Gay Marriages now overtake heterosexual marriages as preferred 'lifestyle' choice



    Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct and the scientific research fleet are unemployed. Australian Government have told the Japanese that cane toads taste like whale meat.



    Australia now has 10 Universities of Political Correctness. Professor Goldman of ANU says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.



    Australian Deficit $10 trillion dollars and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time. Prime Minister claims increased growth through more immigration secret to success.



    Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.





    Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



    Castro finally dies at age 130. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally into the USA, but US President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



    Jose Manuel Rodriguez Bush says he will run for second term as Cuban President in 2052.



    Australia Post raises price of stamps to $18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



    After a 10-year, $75.8 billion study: Scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.



    Average weight of an Australian drops to 115 kgs.



    Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year



    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.



    Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Victims to be held partly responsible for crime.



    Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches.



    New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2055 as lethal weapons.



    Australian Tax Office sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



    Sydney Swans won this year’s National Footy final beating the Hornets 20-11 to 13-18
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

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    A man walked into a Parliament office and says to the receptionist,

    "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to
    be a Greens MP.

    The receptionist replied, "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.''

    He was filling the form OK until he came to the question - ''Are you
    circumcised?''

    So he asked the receptionist, "Is this question necessary?"

    She replied, "If you are circumcised you are not eligible."

    He then asked, "What difference does it make if I am circumcised?"

    She replied, "To become a Greens MP you have to be a complete prick."
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
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