Herman's Hermits — Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr —I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees —How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack—The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash —I Can't See Clearly Now

The Commodores —Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem—A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer —You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations —Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba—Denture Queen

Tony Orlando —Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy —I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore—It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

Paul Simon—Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

And Last , but NOT least: Willie Nelson —On the Commode Again