Gas

[Louis the fly]

For it came to pass there was no gas
There was a famine in the land
Boris son of Doris ventured forth into the desert

Here apon he came apon three kings
Oh wise and mighty men saideth he
Can I have some gas to save my ass

The Lord appeared to Boris in a dream
Thou are a very bad man
Fornicator and teller of mistruth's very obscene

Thou must repent thy wicked ways
What steps will thou take
Fuc.ing big ones saideth Boris
And was never seen in that part of the valley again

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Louis.
Stand by for incoming conservative hand grenades.
I loved it.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

And it came to pass the world said no more gas from Russia.
And behold Russia git very p15sed off by this saying you only pay in Roubles.
And the Germans said but we need the gas.
And it came to pass that Germany continued to buy the gas and Russia was well pleased.

[john middleton]

And Germany certainly did need the gas.

[Louis the fly]

Hi Louis.
Stand by for incoming conservative hand grenades.
I loved it.
Des

All the Tories are in hiding Des, waiting to see if Boris the Clown is going to fined for breaking the lockdown rules.

[Fouro]

Something to remember:-
For opposing communism Maggie Thatcher was known throughout Russia as 'The Iron Lady'.

Fouro.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

And that was just her knickers.
Des

[vic mcclymont]

Starmer, last week he was indecisive, this week he is not so sure.
Changes his mind more times than the average person has hot dinners.
Last week, asked three times if a Trans Person (with breasts, and single wicket dangling between her legs) was a women Answer, mmm, ahh, mmm, a definitive answer.
To be fair, other members of Labour were asked the same question, each replied similar to Starmer.
Vic

[Louis the fly]

Well the Tories have ventured forth.
You are in the right place this is the joke page.

[happy daze john in oz]

Germany has declared it will no longer buy Russian gas, well n lot directly that is.

Maggie did more for her country than a dozen such as Blair or Brown could ever have done.
I watch from afar at what happens in UK and compare it with world situations.

Tina Turner summed it up,

'Simply the best, better than all the rest'