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    For it came to pass there was no gas
    There was a famine in the land
    Boris son of Doris ventured forth into the desert

    Here apon he came apon three kings
    Oh wise and mighty men saideth he
    Can I have some gas to save my ass

    The Lord appeared to Boris in a dream
    Thou are a very bad man
    Fornicator and teller of mistruth's very obscene

    Thou must repent thy wicked ways
    What steps will thou take
    Fuc.ing big ones saideth Boris
    And was never seen in that part of the valley again

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    Hi Louis.
    Stand by for incoming conservative hand grenades.
    I loved it.
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    And it came to pass the world said no more gas from Russia.
    And behold Russia git very p15sed off by this saying you only pay in Roubles.
    And the Germans said but we need the gas.
    And it came to pass that Germany continued to buy the gas and Russia was well pleased.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

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    And Germany certainly did need the gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Des Taff Jenkins View Post
    Hi Louis.
    Stand by for incoming conservative hand grenades.
    I loved it.
    Des
    All the Tories are in hiding Des, waiting to see if Boris the Clown is going to fined for breaking the lockdown rules.

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    Something to remember:-
    For opposing communism Maggie Thatcher was known throughout Russia as 'The Iron Lady'.

    Fouro.

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    And that was just her knickers.
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    Starmer, last week he was indecisive, this week he is not so sure.
    Changes his mind more times than the average person has hot dinners.
    Last week, asked three times if a Trans Person (with breasts, and single wicket dangling between her legs) was a women Answer, mmm, ahh, mmm, a definitive answer.
    To be fair, other members of Labour were asked the same question, each replied similar to Starmer.
    Vic

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    Well the Tories have ventured forth.
    You are in the right place this is the joke page.

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    Germany has declared it will no longer buy Russian gas, well n lot directly that is.

    Maggie did more for her country than a dozen such as Blair or Brown could ever have done.
    I watch from afar at what happens in UK and compare it with world situations.

    Tina Turner summed it up,

    'Simply the best, better than all the rest'
    Happy daze John in Oz.

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