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1st April 2022, 09:10 AM
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Gas
For it came to pass there was no gas
There was a famine in the land
Boris son of Doris ventured forth into the desert
Here apon he came apon three kings
Oh wise and mighty men saideth he
Can I have some gas to save my ass
The Lord appeared to Boris in a dream
Thou are a very bad man
Fornicator and teller of mistruth's very obscene
Thou must repent thy wicked ways
What steps will thou take
Fuc.ing big ones saideth Boris
And was never seen in that part of the valley again
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2nd April 2022, 12:46 AM
#2
Re: Gas
Hi Louis.
Stand by for incoming conservative hand grenades.
I loved it.
Des
R510868
Lest We Forget
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2nd April 2022, 04:31 AM
#3
Re: Gas
And it came to pass the world said no more gas from Russia.
And behold Russia git very p15sed off by this saying you only pay in Roubles.
And the Germans said but we need the gas.
And it came to pass that Germany continued to buy the gas and Russia was well pleased.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
World Traveller
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2nd April 2022, 01:22 PM
#4
Re: Gas
And Germany certainly did need the gas.
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2nd April 2022, 02:28 PM
#5
Re: Gas
Originally Posted by
Des Taff Jenkins
Hi Louis.
Stand by for incoming conservative hand grenades.
I loved it.
Des
All the Tories are in hiding Des, waiting to see if Boris the Clown is going to fined for breaking the lockdown rules.
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2nd April 2022, 07:03 PM
#6
Re: Gas
Something to remember:-
For opposing communism Maggie Thatcher was known throughout Russia as 'The Iron Lady'.
Fouro.
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3rd April 2022, 03:44 AM
#7
Re: Gas
And that was just her knickers.
Des
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3rd April 2022, 03:28 PM
#8
Re: Gas
Starmer, last week he was indecisive, this week he is not so sure.
Changes his mind more times than the average person has hot dinners.
Last week, asked three times if a Trans Person (with breasts, and single wicket dangling between her legs) was a women Answer, mmm, ahh, mmm, a definitive answer.
To be fair, other members of Labour were asked the same question, each replied similar to Starmer.
Vic
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3rd April 2022, 05:26 PM
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Re: Gas
Well the Tories have ventured forth.
You are in the right place this is the joke page.
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4th April 2022, 06:15 AM
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Re: Gas
Germany has declared it will no longer buy Russian gas, well n lot directly that is.
Maggie did more for her country than a dozen such as Blair or Brown could ever have done.
I watch from afar at what happens in UK and compare it with world situations.
Tina Turner summed it up,
'Simply the best, better than all the rest'
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
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