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7th February 2022, 12:48 AM
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Oink
A pig goes into a telegraph office, fills out a Send Telegraph form and gives it to the operator, the operator reads it and says, "oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink . " The operator then tells the pig. "For the same price, you can have nine words in your message, would you like to add another oink?" The pig, completely taken aback, looks at the man in disbelief and replies, "But then it wouldn't make any sense !"
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7th February 2022, 01:21 AM
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Re: Oink
You could have added at the end Des “ In a pigs ear “ JS
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