During a visit to my doctor , I asked him , How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home ?.
Well he said , we fill up a bathtub , then we offer a teaspoon a Teacup and a bucket to the person and ask them to empty the bathtub.
Oh I understand I said, a normal person would use a bucket because it is bigger than the teaspoon or cup.
No he said . A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window ?.
JS

So I saw an old dude with a fishing rod outside my local bar fishing in a puddle, he looked so cold !
I said to him come in for a drink and get warm.
As we sipped our double whiskeys ,I thought I would humour him , I asked him “ How many have you caught today “, he replied “ You’re the 8th.” !

JS