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    two geordies lookin for work on a building site
    ...thw boss ses well i only want intelegent folks on here no dumbos
    so one of you stand outside the hut while i question the other one ...
    as one goes out the boss ses right in 15 seconds tell me a poem about a donkey jacket ..
    geordie thinks then ses i have a donkey jacket
    ireally think its great
    i wear it every morning and i know i wont be late ....

    the boss ses well that was something special geordie send your mate in ....
    the geordie goes out his mate ses what did he ask you
    well i had to make up a poem about a donkey jacket
    second geordie goes in ...
    boss ses make me a poem with the word fascinate in it
    quick as a flash geordie ses

    i have a donkey jacket
    i really tthink its great
    its got ten shiny buttons
    but i only fasten eight

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    The same boss asks the second Geordie , where do you get shallots from, he answers from a shallot machine. JS
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    A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.



    Over a double Latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Parthenon 🏛 you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo”.



    “Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices”.



    “But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics.”



    “Granted, but it was the Irish ☘ who built the first timepieces.”



    Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note finality: “Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”



    “Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved.”

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    Life is too short to blend in.

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