Six year old Annie returns home from school and says that today she had her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother is interested , and asks, " Oh, ..and how did it go".
" I nearly died of shame !" she answers. " Sam from down the road says the stork
brings babies . Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage, Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital".
Her mother answers laughingly , " but thats no reason to be ashamed ".
" No ....but I cant tell them that we were so poor that you and Daddy had to make me yourselves !".
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