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    Default Price of Gas in France.

    A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
    After careful planning , he got past security, stole the paintings , and made it safely to his van .
    However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
    When asked how he could master mind such a crime and then make such an obvious error , he replied , ‘ Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings ‘.
    I had no Monet.
    To buy Degas.
    To make the Van Gogh.
    See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
    I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse...

    JS
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    Default Re: Price of Gas in France.

    The old ones are the best.

    My favourite was the sign in the music shop.

    Gone Chopin
    Bach in a
    Minuet.

    K.

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