It pays to know the Answers.

[j.sabourn]

What do you call a Melon thats not allowed to get married ? CANTELOPE
What do you call a lazy kangaroo ? A Pouch potato.
What does a Thesaurus eat for Breakfast ? A synonym roll.
Breaking News ! Man gets hit by a rental car. Said it Hertz.
Karl Marx is historically famous but no ever mentions his sister , Onya who invented the starting pistol,
Did you hear Julia Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick ? it crumbles easy and makes her breath smell. She explained " the super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
I read by law that you have to turn on your headlights when it rains in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know when its raining in Sweden ?
Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays . But in medieval times people were called Lance a Lot.


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[cappy]

What do you call a Melon thats not allowed to get married ? CANTELOPE
Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays . But in medieval times people were called Lance a Lot.


JS







n

jeez john your brain is like quicksilver......it must be that new electric bed ......

[j.sabourn]

It’s that massage bit that does it Cappy , Gwen doesn’t know if I”m coming or going , no rude remarks ! Am catching up with Louis the fly, without the use of the Spanish bit. No rude remarks either Louis . JS

[j.sabourn]

#1, If your dentist fixed your cavities with different colours would it be o.k.?
Or would you have mixed fillings
Wife ..Did I get fat during quarantine?
Husband..You were never really skinny.
Time of death 4/25/20- 1125 pm. Cause of death Corona virus
I don’t
Moan .or brag but, I have just put a puzzle together in 1 day, and the box said 2-4 years.
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off a wall ?
Rick O’Shay.
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock, that’s humerus.
Why did the phone wear glasses ? Because it lost its contacts.
Bread is like the Sun , it rises in the Yeast and sets in the Waist.
Your riding a horse full speed, Theres a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you, what do you do?,
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.
Why do the French people eat snails?, because they don’t like fast food.
JS

[happy daze john in oz]

Maybe an electric chair rather than an electric bed would be better.