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25th November 2021, 05:08 AM
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Price of Gas in France.
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning , he got past security, stole the paintings , and made it safely to his van .
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could master mind such a crime and then make such an obvious error , he replied , ‘ Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings ‘.
I had no Monet.
To buy Degas.
To make the Van Gogh.
See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse...
JS
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25th November 2021, 06:10 PM
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Re: Price of Gas in France.
The old ones are the best.
My favourite was the sign in the music shop.
Gone Chopin
Bach in a
Minuet.
K.
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