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    Smile Smile Time

    My wife said if I don't get off the computer and help
    with the dishes, she'll slam my head off the keyboard
    but I think she is jokin8888888yguuihuiygujuoil;kjhgh
    jklkjhghjvgftrdfcrtesdfrdfghbvgtfyuiokhjgftryuiuyt fdcv
    bnhjioiuytfxcm,20kmmmmmmmm2ws89ikw7y=-098


    Not much on the supermarket's shelves yesterday
    so I decided to improvise.

    Dinner last night was a risotto I made with some
    mushrooms foraged for locally.

    Not only was it delicious but soon after a
    Welsh male voice choir of purple elephants
    showed up and sang the whole of Meatloaf's
    ''Bat Out Of Hell'' album it was accompanied
    by a light show.

    We ran out of loo paper and had to start
    using old newspapers.
    Times are rough

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    Default Re: Smile Time

    The difference between the Oz flag and the kiwi flag..The kiwi flag has 4 Red stars, the Oz Flag has 6 White stars.
    They do both have one thing in common though in the corner .. Made in China.
    JS
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    Default Re: Smile Time

    Much like everything else though!
    Go to China if you want Aussie made Goods ! LOL
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    The only thing at present that can think of Vernon would be a lump of iron ore or a box of baby food. Cheers JS
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    Today I had really frustrating experience setting a new password for my Windows account.

    WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

    ME: cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

    ME: boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

    ME: 1 boiled cabbage

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

    ME: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

    ME: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

    ME: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiv eMeAccessNow!

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

    ME: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA ssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

    WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

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    Default Re: Smile Time

    Buy all your Chinese presents for Xmas now, after our erstwhile former dick brain pm Tony Abbot gave his talk in Taiwan, WHY? the Chinese are saying that it looks like Australia doesn't want any more trade with them, our farmers were jumping before, now they will have to be Olympic champions.
    And France has lost all hope of sending their horse meat to Aus in the form of MacDonald's.
    Des
    Lest We Forget

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    Apparently China is still taking Oz coal.
    The need for power in the north of China is so dire they have no choice even though they say they will not trade with Oz.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
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