Cat Brag

[j.sabourn]

4 people were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first an engineer, the second an accountant, the third was a chemist, the fourth was a government worker.
To show off the engineer called his cat “ T- square do your stuff” T-square pranced over to a desk , took out a paper and a pen and drew a circle, a square and a triangle .
Everyone agreed a pretty smart cat.
The accountant said his cat could do better . He called to his cat “ Spreadsheet, do your stuff”,
Spreadsheet went into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies, he divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good but the chemist said his cat could do better, he called his cat and said “ Measure do your stuff”. Measure got up , picked up a 500 ml graduated cylinder , walked over to the fridge , took out a litre of milk , got a 300 ml glass from the cupboard , measured and poured exactly 275 ml of milk into the glass without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was good too, then the 3 men turned to the government worker and said “ what can your cat do.”?
The government worker turned to his cat and said “ Coffee break , do your stuff”
Coffee break jumped to his feet , ate the cookies,drank the milk, pooped on the paper , screwed the other 3 cats , claimed he had hurt his back doing so , filed a grievance report for unsafe work practices , put in for workers comp, and went home on sick leave.
JS.

[Doc Vernon]

What a Cat! LOL Bust me Gut JS!!