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    Default A Short One

    A philosopher and a theologian, both blind, are challenged to go into a pitch black room and find a black cat that isn't there.
    The theologian finds him.
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    A zookeeper accidentally let a gorilla loose, and the gorilla escaped.
    He called the zoo owner and told him what happened.
    As cheap as the zoo owner was, he told the guy to get a gorilla costume, and replace the gorilla for now, because he didn’t want to buy a new gorilla.
    So that’s exactly what the man did.
    He ordered a gorilla costume and went to work.
    When the people came to see him, he pounded his chest and moved like a gorilla.
    He even made the right sounds.
    Right under him was the lion’s cage.
    One day, as he was running around chanting like a gorilla, the bottom of his cage broke and he fell into the lion’s cage.
    Terrified, he started screaming, ‘Somebody, help me, please! I am begging you!’.
    The lion kept getting closer. ‘SOMEBODY HELP ME!’ the man shouted even louder.
    The Lion ran to him and said, ‘Shut up you im*becile! You are going to get us both fired.

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