A priest , a Minister and a Rabbi want to see Who is best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together ; The Priest begins , I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with Holy water. Next week is his first communion.
I found a bear in a stream says the Minister and preached Gods Holy words, the bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him
They both look down at the Rabbi, Who is lying on a gurney in a body cast . Looking back he says.. Maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.
JS.