I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though I knew I had not been speeding.
Just to be sure , I went round the block and passed the same spot , driving even more slowly , but again the camera flashed . Now I began to think this was quite funny , so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more , but the traffic camera again flashed..I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing while I rolled past at a snails pace.
Two weeks later , I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
JS

The Officer said . " You"re staggering", I said " You"re quite handsome yourself ". We just laughed and laughed.
I need Bail Money.
JS