Marital Bliss

[j.sabourn]

After being married for 30 years , a wife asks her husband to describe her, he looked at her for a while then said
" you"re an Alphabet wife ..... A,B,C,D,E,F, G,H,I,J,K.", she asks " What the hell does that mean ?".
He said " Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot."...." Oh, thats lovely. but what about I J and K ?" He said " I"m just kidding !". Memorial service will be held Tuesday Afternoon.
JS

[j.sabourn]

Grandson to Grandad , “ Grandad. What are you doing sitting on the porch with no pants on ?”.
“ Well son last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck, this is your Grandmas idea ! “.
JS