A mother is driving her little girl to her friends house for a play date.
Mummy . the little girl asks , " How old are you ? ".
Honey , you are not supposed to ask a lady her age , the mother replied. Its not polite.
OK. the little girl says, " What colour was your hair 2 years ago ?".
Now really , the mother says , those are personal questions and are really none of your business.
Undaunted, the little girl asks. " Why did Daddy and You get a divorce ?".
Thats enough questions ,young lady, Honestly !!!
The exasperated mother walks away and the two friends begin to play.
" My mum wont tell me anything about her ," the little girl says to her friend.
Well says the friend .
All you need to do is look at her driving License ';
its like a report card , it has everything on it.
Later that night the little girl says to her mother , I know how old you are. 32.
The mother is surprised and says how did you find out ?
I also know you have brown hair.
The mother is past surprised and shocked by now.
How in heavens name did you find that out ?
And says the little girl triumphantly , I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.
Oh really ? the mother asks. Why ?
Because on your driving licence it says you got an F in sex.
JS