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    Default Another blonde joke

    Driving down the motorway with his blonde girlfriend next to him, she says the family in the car next to us must be from Wales
    How can you know that?
    Because the children are writing on the window
    Stit rouy su wohs
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    Default Re: Another blonde joke

    Good one John , took me a while

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    Jack walked into the bar, sat down and ordered his drink, a gorgeous blonde walked in and sat next ti Jack, as
    they sat watching the TV the evening news came on, the main story was of a man on a high ledge threatening
    to jump. The blonde said to Jack "Do you think he'll jump, "Yes I do replied Jack" Well I don't said the Blonde, and I'll
    bet you £20 that he doesn't jump, OK says Jack as he puts his money on the bar, just as the girl puts her money down,
    the man jumps off the ledge, "Oh" exclaimed the girl obviously upset, Jack says to her, I can't take your money, I
    saw him jump on the news at 5:00, So did I replied the Blonde,"But I didn't think he'd do it again" cheers.


















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    Joke of the Day



    My friend came home from work, cleaned himself and sat down for dinner.



    After the first bite he scolded his wife that the food was tasteless.



    His wife got up, called the COVID hotline and told them that her husband doesn’t have any sense of taste any more.



    The ambulance came and took him away and now he is in 14 days quarantine.



    This is a warning to all men who find their wife’s cooking tasteless.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
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    Default Re: Another blonde joke

    i can never understand why women with lovely blond hair dye their roots black? jp

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    Maybe they donít want to be associated with dumb blondes John . JS
    Last edited by j.sabourn; 18th June 2021 at 07:35 AM.
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    so true john and there is some dumb ones around? jp

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    A young blonde female biker is racing up the motorway at 120mph.
    Her boyfriend asks. " Haven't you ever been picked up the fuzz? "
    "No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times"

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    A crusty old Bo'sun was leaning on the boat deck rail watching the waters of the Red Sea passing by when a gorgeous young blond passenger leaned beside him.
    "Are there any dangerous fish down there" she asked.
    Oh yes, sharks he replied.
    If I fell in would they eat me, she asked.
    Yes.
    Would they eat me whole.
    No, they'd spit that out.
    Last edited by John T Morgan; 18th June 2021 at 03:58 PM.

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    Default Re: Another blonde joke

    Quote Originally Posted by John Pruden View Post
    i can never understand why women with lovely blond hair dye their roots black? jp
    Ive had a couple of blonds and they didn't dye my hair black
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