Another blonde joke

[John Arton]

Driving down the motorway with his blonde girlfriend next to him, she says the family in the car next to us must be from Wales
How can you know that?
Because the children are writing on the window
Stit rouy su wohs
Rgds
J.A.

[John F Collier]

Jack walked into the bar, sat down and ordered his drink, a gorgeous blonde walked in and sat next ti Jack, as
they sat watching the TV the evening news came on, the main story was of a man on a high ledge threatening
to jump. The blonde said to Jack "Do you think he'll jump, "Yes I do replied Jack" Well I don't said the Blonde, and I'll
bet you £20 that he doesn't jump, OK says Jack as he puts his money on the bar, just as the girl puts her money down,
the man jumps off the ledge, "Oh" exclaimed the girl obviously upset, Jack says to her, I can't take your money, I
saw him jump on the news at 5:00, So did I replied the Blonde,"But I didn't think he'd do it again" cheers.


















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[happy daze john in oz]

Joke of the Day



My friend came home from work, cleaned himself and sat down for dinner.



After the first bite he scolded his wife that the food was tasteless.



His wife got up, called the COVID hotline and told them that her husband doesn’t have any sense of taste any more.



The ambulance came and took him away and now he is in 14 days quarantine.



This is a warning to all men who find their wife’s cooking tasteless.

[John Pruden]

i can never understand why women with lovely blond hair dye their roots black? jp

[j.sabourn]

Maybe they don’t want to be associated with dumb blondes John . JS

[John Pruden]

so true john and there is some dumb ones around? jp

[Louis the fly]

A young blonde female biker is racing up the motorway at 120mph.
Her boyfriend asks. " Haven't you ever been picked up the fuzz? "
"No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times"

[John T Morgan]

A crusty old Bo'sun was leaning on the boat deck rail watching the waters of the Red Sea passing by when a gorgeous young blond passenger leaned beside him.
"Are there any dangerous fish down there" she asked.
Oh yes, sharks he replied.
If I fell in would they eat me, she asked.
Yes.
Would they eat me whole.
No, they'd spit that out.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

i can never understand why women with lovely blond hair dye their roots black? jp

Ive had a couple of blonds and they didn't dye my hair black
Des

[John Pruden]

des did the rug match the carpet though? jp