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    Default Blind Cowboy

    An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
    he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
    After sitting there for a while , he yells to to the bartender, Hey. you wanna hear a blonde joke ?
    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says. Before you tell that joke , Cowboy,
    I think it only fair , seeing as you are blind , that you should know five things;
    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy club.
    3. I'm a 6 foot tall , 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a weight lifter.
    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
    Now think about it seriously , Cowboy...do you still wanna tell that blonde joke ?
    The blind cowboy thinks for a second , shakes his head and mutters. No ..not if I"m gonna
    have to explain it five times ...
    JS
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    Default Re: Blind Cowboy

    Good one.

    K.

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