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    Default Please help translate Doc. LOL.

    Only in Cape Town.

    1: The fruit seller walks up to the car and says:
    "Peske, Peske. Lekke peskes. Net vyf rand virrie laanie."

    Peaches Peaches Lovely Praches only 5 Rand for the Larney ( Larney being the Rich Folk)
    The guy in the car says:"Is hulle soet?"

    Are the Sweet??


    The fruit seller says:"Dja menee, kyk hoe stil sit hulle!!"

    Yes Folks look how still they sit

    2: The guy selling snoek on the corner shouts:
    "Hiers djou snoek"

    Here is your Snoek (Fish)
    The guy in the car says:
    "Wat vra julle vir daai snoek?"

    How much are you asking for that Snoek?
    The guy replies:
    "Ons vra hulle niks, wil djy hulle iets vra?"

    We ask nothing do you want to ask anything else?/

    3: Gatiep & Maraai steel'n snoek, en sien toe 'n Polisie man
    Gatiep se":Sit die snoek onder djou rok!
    Maraai se" Dit gaan stink Gatiep!"Gatiep sę vir Maraai," Drukkie snoek se nies toe!"

    Gatiep $ Maraai steal a Snoek, and the see a Policeman
    Gatiep says" Put the Snoek under your Dress !
    Maraai says '" It is going to stink Gatiep !" Gatiep says to Maraai " Hold the Snoek's nose closed"


    4: Gatiep en Maraai sit innie bus in Cape Town toe die lady opklim "with a face made up to kill" eksę: bloed roei lips, "seven layers of base" en silke "massive eyelashes" dat sy nie ees haar oe kan oep maakie.
    Daars nie oep seats, so sy skeem sy hang maar aan die leather strap.
    "Hei Gammat," se Gatiep, "kom offer djy nie die lady'n seat?"
    "Nei," skeem Gammat,"a painting moet mos hang."

    Gatiep and Maraai are sitting on a Bus when the Lady gets on :With a Face made up to Kill"
    I say blood red lips, seven layers of base" and silks 'massive Eye lashes" that her eyes cannot even open
    There are no open seats, so she hangs on to the leather straps.
    Hey Gammat" says Gatiep "why dont you offer the Lady a seat?
    No way says Gammat. A painting must always hang!


    5: Every morning when the English teacher came to the Afrikaans students to give them an English lecture she greeted them as follows;"Good morning class!"and every time only one boy would get up out of the whole class to greet the teacher in return. This happened time and again until she decided to call him up to her desk and ask him loud enough for everyone to hear:"Why is it that every time I greet the whole class, only you stand up to greet me?"
    He replied to the teacher in English :
    "It are' cause I are the only person here what's name are Klaas!"
    Last edited by Doc Vernon; 8th May 2021 at 04:46 AM.
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