A very drunk man in a bar orders another Irish Whiskey, The bartender says, "You're too drunk, Joe, go home.
Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out.

A few minutes later he walks back in and says, "I'll have an Irish Whiskey ."

The bartender says, "Joe, I told you. You're too drunk. Go home."

Joe says, "Fine, I'll take my business elsewhere," and walks out. "

A few minutes later he walks back in, stops at the door, stares at the bartender and says, "Fecksake! How many bars do you work in?"