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    Default "Have you not got a girlfriend?"

    A sailor got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" He asked.

    "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.

    ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," He assured her.

    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.

    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

    While he was putting his clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?" He said, "My wife found out."
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    Default Re: "Have you not got a girlfriend?"

    A Sailor sent an e-mail to his wife, informing her that his ship would be returning from the voyage a day early.

    Arriving home, he found his wife with another man.

    Upset, he stormed off and got a room at the mission to decide what to do next.

    His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his mother-in-law.

    "Bill" she said, "I checked with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a perfectly good explanation for this whole episode."

    "This I've got to hear," the Sailor said.

    "It was an honest mistake," the mother-in -law said. " She never got your e-mail!"
    "Our veterans did not forget about us .... Let's not forget about them." From Michael Levesque

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