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    The body was having an argument with itself, I should be in charge said the brain as I am the smartest, no I should be in charge said the blood as without me you would not survive, no said the bum I'm in charge you don't have to be smart or important to be in charge, and the brain and blood laughed, so the bum squeezed itself until nothing came out, and the body started to shut down. which goes to prove you don't have to be smart or important to be in charge, just an A##hole.

    Paddy came into the bar all bruised and battered, God! What happened, the barmaid asked, Riley beat me up, he said. But Riley is such a small bloke, aye said Paddy but he had a shovel in his hand. Didn't you have anything? Yes Mrs Riley's left tit, a beauty it was to, but not much use in a fight.
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    There I was in Adderly Street Cape Town and along came the bus.
    Now said the conductor enough of all this discrimination over color, you know Black to the back of the bus and Whites to the front.
    Now you are all Green.

    So dark greens to the back and light greens to the front.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

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    Another brace of fun Des.

    Cheers.

    Keith.
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