At a care home somewhere in England three old boys sit around a table having a moan about their aches and pains.
Look at that says one, I can hardly lift my coffee cup off the table, "My arms feel so weak and painful with rheumatism".
Well says the second old boy, my cataracts are so bad now, "I can't see my coffee cup to be able to pick it up anyway".
Not to be outdone, the third old boy says, well the arthritis in my neck hurts so much,"I can't even turn my head to see".
An old girl sitting at the next table suddenly exclaims, "Oh c'mon Fellas", it's not so bad, "At least you can all still Drive".